Funny Gift Ideas for Expecting Parents
These are not your mother's baby shower gifts.
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You know who could use a good laugh? People with children.
Finding gifts for new parents is one of the hardest shopping categories. Sure, you could snag them a book or a cute onesie or drop off a casserole, but we think you can do better than that.
Becoming a parent is a joyful yet stressful milestone, and one that could definitely use a bit of comic relief. Thankfully, the world is full of hilarious baby items to make "Baby's First Temper Tantrum in the Middle of the Grocery Store" slightly less tense.
Check out the funniest bibs, bottles, onesies, and other baby stuff on the market.
The wrapping:
If you're looking at this guide to get gift ideas, let's start off with what your gift will go in. While you will be putting a great gift inside (keep reading), it's way funnier to trick the recipients into thinking you're one of those people who buy from infomercials first. The Crib Dribbler box from Prank Packs is here for you. It makes it look like you bought an oversized hamster water dispenser for their kid's crib, and the look on their faces will be priceless. Please, don't hesitate to send reaction photos.
The outfits
Of course, we couldn't skip the onesie that you all went nuts over: The Baby Mop is a onesie that doubles as a mop, so if you're not trying to fork over the cash for a robot vacuum quite yet, just use the baby. It's half gag gift, half useful cleaning device — and if nothing else, it's just a super adorable outfit.
Margarita Monday, anyone? Foodie parents can alleviate their cravings with the Tortilla Baby swaddle. It's actually made of super soft, breathable cotton, but with such realistic details, the baby will seriously look like a delectable little burrito. It even comes complete with a matching hat, so you could say this set is the whole enchilada. (Yes, guac still costs extra.)
Not a Chipotle fan? That's weird, but okay, fine — could we interest you in an ice cream baby instead? With a cone pattern swaddle and sprinkled hat with a cherry on top, your sweet tooth will be satisfied like never before.
Any Straight Outta Compton fans out there? This "Straight Outta Mommy" onesie is pretty self-explanatory — and is pretty much guaranteed to get some laughs from people in public. That is going to be one fly baby.
The bibs
Spit up? Dribbles? Spilled baby food? No, that's abstract expressionist art, honey. The Blank Canvas Bib turns otherwise average baby spills into framed art — and can add a bit of comic relief when the little one isn't finding that whole airplane schtick while spoon feeding very amusing.
We're sure the baby's super powers already include Mr. Incredible strength when throwing toys, earsplitting screams for food, and the ability to projectile spit up an impressive distance, so at least give the baby some credit for their heroic feats with the "These fools put my cape on backwards" bib.
The accessories
The Buff Baby Dumbbell is a hilarious take on the classic rattle and an Amazon's Choice product. It actually only weighs about one pound, but seeing a kid pumping iron like a bodybuilder will always be funny.
The Lil' Lager Baby Bottle turns cracking open a cold one with the boys into cracking open a cold one with the baby, and it's too cute. It'll feel like an average bottle to the little one, but you'll get to enjoy a toddler looking like he or she is in a chugging competition.
When the baby grows out of regular bottles, don't worry — there are plenty of alcoholic-inspired options for sippy cups. The Party Time Sippy Cup looks just like a red solo cup and will be a happy reminder of your golden college years. But please, don't teach the kid to play beer pong just yet.
Of course, we had to include some goofy pacifiers — babies love their binkies and parents love that they keep things quiet. Give the little guy a business casual look with the Mustachifier: Not only will it keep him busy during a meltdown, but it's guaranteed to be a huge hit on Take Your Kid To Work Day.
Another hilarious pacifier comes in the form of giant baby lips. Also an Amazon's Choice product, it'll help to keep them cool and collected in public during a fit, plus it makes for a super easy Bratz Doll Halloween costume.
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